My name is Dan Dickerson and
I have a harp condition.
My affliction began when
a friend of mine by the name of Marcella Schultz introduced me to a
classic comedy team known as the Marx Brothers. Groucho, Chico, Gummo,
Zeppo, and of course Harpo.
Years later, after remembering an episode where Harpo destroyed a piano
and played the insides like a harp, I began to search for old pianos
that I could take apart. My mother, catching wind of the story, decided
to help construct a harp from plans designed by a company called
Musicmakers.
From that point, my condition began to worsen. I began to take classic
rock tunes and love songs and reconstruct them in my own deranged way. I
then decided to amplify my harp and add effects like reverb, distortion,
flanger, and the like to satiate my new addiction.